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  • Rockport-Fulton 0 VS La Feria 0
    November 17
  • Sharyland Pioneer 0 VS Mercedes 0
    November 17
  • Brownsville Hanna 0 VS Edinburg Vela 0
    November 17
  • Brownsville Lopez 0 VS Mission Veterans Memorial 0
    November 17
  • Grulla 0 VS Pleasanton 0
    November 17
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    November 17
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    November 17
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    November 17
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    November 17
  • Laredo United South 0 VS McAllen Memorial 0
    November 17
  • McAllen Rowe 17 VS Laredo Alexander 42
    Final
  • Los Fresnos 34 VS Edinburg High 14
    Final
  • Edinburg North 7 VS San Benito 50
    Final

A Guy Calls 911 to Brag About His Muscles and Hit on the Dispatcher

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When you call 911 to report some huge guns, you really ought to keep it literal.

44-year-old Edward Garcia of Leesburg, Florida called 911 several times last week because he really wanted to talk to the female dispatcher . . . and brag to her about his BIG MUSCLES.

He also kept asking her if she was single.

The cops finally traced the calls to a cell phone at a campsite in a state park. They found Edward . . . and he threatened to attack them and spat on one of them.

He was arrested for battery on a law enforcement officer and misuse of the 911 system. There’s no word on if he’s really as jacked as he claimed to be.

 

(Florida Today