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Week 11
  • Rockport-Fulton 0 VS La Feria 0
    November 17
  • Sharyland Pioneer 0 VS Mercedes 0
    November 17
  • Brownsville Hanna 0 VS Edinburg Vela 0
    November 17
  • Brownsville Lopez 0 VS Mission Veterans Memorial 0
    November 17
  • Grulla 0 VS Pleasanton 0
    November 17
  • Weslaco East 0 VS PSJA High 0
    November 17
  • Santa Rosa 0 VS Goliad 0
    November 17
  • La Joya High 0 VS San Antonio Southwest 0
    November 17
  • Sharyland High 0 VS Brownsville Pace 0
    November 17
  • Laredo United South 0 VS McAllen Memorial 0
    November 17
  • McAllen Rowe 17 VS Laredo Alexander 42
    Final
  • Los Fresnos 34 VS Edinburg High 14
    Final
  • Edinburg North 7 VS San Benito 50
    Final

A Guy Who Lost His Junk in a Horrific Accident Just Got an Eight-Inch Bionic Penis

Bionic penis

This guy had his junk ripped off in a horrific accident. And yet . . . right now, I feel weirdly JEALOUS of him.

43-year-old Mohammed Abad of Edinburgh, Scotland was hit by a car when he was six. He was dragged more than 600 yards and his genitals were ripped off in the process.

Now, 37 years later, the technology is finally ready to make him whole again.

A team of doctors at University College London just successfully gave Mohammed a BIONIC PENIS. It’s totally functional so he can pee and have sex just like anyone else. And . . . it’s a solid EIGHT INCHES.

When he wants to get engorged, he just hits a button and the bionic junk springs up. When he’s done, he presses the button again and it deflates. It’s so sophisticated, he’ll even be able to get a woman PREGNANT using it.

Mohammed is divorced and he says his new ability to potentially have kids is, quote, “a miracle.”

 

(New York Daily News)