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    November 17
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    November 17
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    November 17
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    November 17
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    November 17
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    November 17
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    November 17
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    November 17
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    November 17
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    November 17
  • McAllen Rowe 17 VS Laredo Alexander 42
    Final
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    Final
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    Final

(Busted:Hoax) A Woman Gets Surgery to Add a Third Breast . . . So Men Won't Want to Date Her Anymore?

If I mention the movie “Total Recall”, what’s the first thing you think of? Yep . . . the alien chick with THREE BOOBS. Well . . . it’s no longer science fiction.

21-year-old Jasmine Tridevil is a masseuse in Tampa, Florida . . . and she recently spent $20,000 to have a THIRD BOOB implanted on her chest.

She says she did it because she’s SICK OF MEN, and figured a third boob would make her UNATTRACTIVE to guys. Which, if you know ANYTHING about guys, is clearly a WILD miscalculation on her part. If anything, guys will now be MORE intrigued by her.

If all this sounds like a wild publicity stunt to get attention . . . you’re absolutely right. Jasmine admitted another one of her goals is to have a reality show on MTV.

She says she talked to at least 50 doctors before one agreed to give her the third breast. He couldn’t give her a nipple or areola so she had one tattooed on.

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UPDATE

 

It had “hoax” written all over it, but we all WANTED to believe it.  Unfortunately . . . yeah, it’s a hoax.  Here are the six reasons why . . .

 

 

1.  Some minor Internet detective work found that Jasmine Tridevil is almost certainly the fake name of a woman named Alisha Hessler.  Alisha looks exactly like “Jasmine” and she registered the domain name JasmineTridevil.com.

 

 

2.  On a website where Alisha advertises her massage services, she wrote that she’s a, quote, “provider of Internet hoaxes since 2014” and a, quote, “specialist in massage for three-breasted women.”

 

 

3.  Alisha made the news back in December when she said she was attacked by a man outside a night club, and forced him to stand on a street corner wearing a dunce cap with a sign that said, quote, “I beat women, honk if I’m a scumbag.”

 

 

But when the police got involved, she never filed charges and stopped returning their calls.

 

 

4.  Alisha was arrested back in March for fraudulent use of personal information, apparently using a fake ID to get into a club.  That’s not necessarily proof of the hoax, but does help show her pattern.

 

 

5.  This might be the most damning evidence of all:  Alisha filed a stolen baggage claim at the Tampa International Airport earlier this month and one of the things she reported missing was a, quote, “three-breast prosthesis.”

 

 

6.  And finally, a plastic surgeon says NO plastic surgeon would give a woman a third breast . . . because it’s clear she would need a psychological evaluation, and performing the surgery would be unethical.