Football Scores
Week 11
  • Rockport-Fulton 0 VS La Feria 0
    November 17
  • Sharyland Pioneer 0 VS Mercedes 0
    November 17
  • Brownsville Hanna 0 VS Edinburg Vela 0
    November 17
  • Brownsville Lopez 0 VS Mission Veterans Memorial 0
    November 17
  • Grulla 0 VS Pleasanton 0
    November 17
  • Weslaco East 0 VS PSJA High 0
    November 17
  • Santa Rosa 0 VS Goliad 0
    November 17
  • La Joya High 0 VS San Antonio Southwest 0
    November 17
  • Sharyland High 0 VS Brownsville Pace 0
    November 17
  • Laredo United South 0 VS McAllen Memorial 0
    November 17
  • McAllen Rowe 17 VS Laredo Alexander 42
    Final
  • Los Fresnos 34 VS Edinburg High 14
    Final
  • Edinburg North 7 VS San Benito 50
    Final

A Woman’s Dead Body Halloween Decoration Has Led to Daily Visits From the Cops

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A woman named Larethia Haddon decorated her house in Detroit for Halloween last Tuesday. And the centerpiece was a fake corpse. She dressed up a dummy in some clothes, and put it face down on her lawn.

Apparently it’s pretty realistic . . . because when people saw it, they started freaking out and calling 911. The cops went out to the house three days in a ROW after they got calls about a dead body.

People have even stopped and tried performing CPR on it. (???) Well, we’ve seen photos of the dummy, and it SO doesn’t look any more realistic than your average fake dead body around Halloween.

The cops say it’s not ILLEGAL to have a fake corpse like that, they just wish it looked faker.

I guess the bright side of the story is that the police in Detroit are still willing to respond to reports of a dead body?