Football Scores
Week 11
  • Rockport-Fulton 0 VS La Feria 0
    November 17
  • Sharyland Pioneer 0 VS Mercedes 0
    November 17
  • Brownsville Hanna 0 VS Edinburg Vela 0
    November 17
  • Brownsville Lopez 0 VS Mission Veterans Memorial 0
    November 17
  • Grulla 0 VS Pleasanton 0
    November 17
  • Weslaco East 0 VS PSJA High 0
    November 17
  • Santa Rosa 0 VS Goliad 0
    November 17
  • La Joya High 0 VS San Antonio Southwest 0
    November 17
  • Sharyland High 0 VS Brownsville Pace 0
    November 17
  • Laredo United South 0 VS McAllen Memorial 0
    November 17
  • McAllen Rowe 17 VS Laredo Alexander 42
    Final
  • Los Fresnos 34 VS Edinburg High 14
    Final
  • Edinburg North 7 VS San Benito 50
    Final

Big Mouth Billy Bass Scares Away Burglar

Remember ten years ago when those Big Mouth Billy Bass singing fish were everywhere?  You don’t see them much anymore . . . but now they’re FIGHTING CRIME.

If you’re not familiar with the Big Mouth Billy Bass, it’s a plastic fish mounted on a plaque, that moves around and sings annoying songs when you push a button.  The original ones were motion activated, to startle someone when they walked by.

Earlier this week, a burglar broke into a fishing store in Rochester, Minnesota . . . and the store had a Big Mouth Billy Bass on the wall near the door.

As the burglar broke through the door, he knocked the fish down.  And when it hit the ground, it started singing AL GREEN’S “Take Me to the River”.  The lyrics go, “Take me to the river, drop me in the water.”

Apparently, that SPOOKED the burglar . . . because he dropped the fishing tackle he’d planned on stealing and ran out.

Police are still looking for him.

(Minneapolis Star Tribune)