Here’s How to Open a Beer Bottle With a Sheet of Paper, Oh, and Happy St. Patricks Day

Want to impress people when you’re out drinking for St. Patrick’s Day? How about showing them you’re the MacGyver of DRUNKS?

There’s a YouTube video floating around that shows how to get the cap off a beer bottle using nothing but a sheet of paper. It’s an old trick, but if you’ve never heard about it, here’s what you do . . .

  1. Fold the paper in half from top to bottom. Then fold it in half long-wise three times, until it’s long and thick. Heh.
  2. Now fold THAT in the middle, to turn it into a “V” shape.
  3. Hold the bottle steady, put the “V” part under the cap, and pop it off.

You might want to practice once before you try to impress the ladies . . . you’ll be way cooler if you do it on your first try.



BONUS TIP: Wear a “Kiss Me I’m Irish” button . . . but don’t show people how it’s attached through your pierced nipple.