Here’s How to Open a Beer Bottle With a Sheet of Paper, Oh, and Happy St. Patricks Day

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Want to impress people when you’re out drinking for St. Patrick’s Day? How about showing them you’re the MacGyver of DRUNKS?

There’s a YouTube video floating around that shows how to get the cap off a beer bottle using nothing but a sheet of paper. It’s an old trick, but if you’ve never heard about it, here’s what you do . . .

  1. Fold the paper in half from top to bottom. Then fold it in half long-wise three times, until it’s long and thick. Heh.
  2. Now fold THAT in the middle, to turn it into a “V” shape.
  3. Hold the bottle steady, put the “V” part under the cap, and pop it off.

You might want to practice once before you try to impress the ladies . . . you’ll be way cooler if you do it on your first try.

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BONUS TIP: Wear a “Kiss Me I’m Irish” button . . . but don’t show people how it’s attached through your pierced nipple.