Football Scores
Week 6
  • Laredo Cigarroa 3 VS Sharyland High 42
    Final
  • Edinburg High 28 VS PSJA Memorial 13
    Final
  • Weslaco East 14 VS Los Fresnos 17
    Final
  • McAllen Memorial 55 VS McAllen High 21
    Final
  • Progreso 7 VS Orange Grove 55
    Final
  • Monte Alto 0 VS Corpus Christi London 47
    Final
  • Kingsville King 44 VS Hidalgo 0
    Final
  • Ben Bolt 27 VS La Villa 40
    Final
  • PSJA Southwest 0 VS Edinburg Vela 53
    Final
  • Brownsville Porter 21 VS Donna North 38
    Final
  • Roma 14 VS Valley View 24
    Final
  • Laredo Nixon 17 VS Mission Vet. Memorial 48
    Final
  • McAllen Rowe 55 VS La Joya Palmview 22
    Final
  • Sharyland Pioneer 28 VS Rio Grande City 20
    Final
  • Raymondville 38 VS West Oso 10
    Final
  • Brownsville Hanna 21 VS Harlingen South 17
    Final
  • San Benito 49 VS Brownsville Rivera 21
    Final
  • Zapata 35 VS La Feria 7
    Final
  • Port Isabel 27 VS Rio Hondo 48
    Final
  • Falfurrias 17 VS Lyford 20
    Final
  • Harlingen High 24 VS Weslaco High 7
    Final
  • Edinburg Economedes 22 VS PSJA High 41
    Final
  • Edcouch-Elsa 19 VS Bro. Vet. Memorial 21
    Final
  • La Joya Juarez-Lincoln 45 VS Mission High 28
    Final
  • PSJA North 20 VS Edinburg North 14
    Final
  • Brownsville Lopez 21 VS Donna High 7
    Final

Here’s How to Open a Beer Bottle With a Sheet of Paper, Oh, and Happy St. Patricks Day

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Want to impress people when you’re out drinking for St. Patrick’s Day? How about showing them you’re the MacGyver of DRUNKS?

There’s a YouTube video floating around that shows how to get the cap off a beer bottle using nothing but a sheet of paper. It’s an old trick, but if you’ve never heard about it, here’s what you do . . .

  1. Fold the paper in half from top to bottom. Then fold it in half long-wise three times, until it’s long and thick. Heh.
  2. Now fold THAT in the middle, to turn it into a “V” shape.
  3. Hold the bottle steady, put the “V” part under the cap, and pop it off.

You might want to practice once before you try to impress the ladies . . . you’ll be way cooler if you do it on your first try.

(Time)

 

BONUS TIP: Wear a “Kiss Me I’m Irish” button . . . but don’t show people how it’s attached through your pierced nipple.

 

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