Football Scores
Week 11
  • Rockport-Fulton 0 VS La Feria 0
    November 17
  • Sharyland Pioneer 0 VS Mercedes 0
    November 17
  • Brownsville Hanna 0 VS Edinburg Vela 0
    November 17
  • Brownsville Lopez 0 VS Mission Veterans Memorial 0
    November 17
  • Grulla 0 VS Pleasanton 0
    November 17
  • Weslaco East 0 VS PSJA High 0
    November 17
  • Santa Rosa 0 VS Goliad 0
    November 17
  • La Joya High 0 VS San Antonio Southwest 0
    November 17
  • Sharyland High 0 VS Brownsville Pace 0
    November 17
  • Laredo United South 0 VS McAllen Memorial 0
    November 17
  • McAllen Rowe 17 VS Laredo Alexander 42
    Final
  • Los Fresnos 34 VS Edinburg High 14
    Final
  • Edinburg North 7 VS San Benito 50
    Final

Scarlett Johansson Wants to Get Drunk with a Grandma Who Looked just like her 50 Years Ago

Some guy on Reddit posted a picture of his GRANDMA GERALDINE from 1967 . . . because she looked exactly like SCARLETT JOHANSSON.

In the picture, she’s with her husband, who unfortunately died last year after 54 years of marriage.  And she told her grandson that she was, quote, “DRUNK AS A SKUNK” when it was taken.

HAMMERED

Well, the picture went viral, and it got back to Scarlett, and she loved it.  And now she wants to get HAMMERED WITH GRANDMA GERALDINE.

She posted a video saying, quote, “I want to meet you in person.  I saw that you were quote ‘drunk as a skunk’ when taking that photo, and I would like to see your drunk face.  I want to share a drunk face with you.  Let’s have a drink, Geraldine.”

She even offered to take Grandma Geraldine to the premiere of her new movie “Rough Night”, at HER expense.  And check it out:  Geraldine’s GAME . . . even though she’s 72!

She told Time, quote, “I’m not going to be square.  I’m going to drink with her [and] see if I can drink her under the table.  She has got to remember to take it easy on me.  I’m 40 years older than her.”