Football Scores
Week 7
  • PSJA Southwest 0 VS PSJA North 0
    October 20
  • Rio Grande City 0 VS Laredo Nixon 0
    October 20
  • Edinburg North 0 VS Edinburg Economedes 0
    October 20
  • Progreso 0 VS Raymondville 0
    October 20
  • McAllen High 0 VS La Joya Juarez-Lincoln 0
    October 20
  • Weslaco East 0 VS Harlingen High 0
    October 20
  • Santa Maria 0 VS Three Rivers 0
    October 20
  • Brownsville St. Joseph 0 VS Marine Military Academy 0
    October 20
  • Brownsville Pace 0 VS Donna North 0
    October 20
  • Grulla 0 VS Zapata 0
    October 20
  • Brownsville Rivera 0 VS Weslaco High 0
    October 20
  • Sharyland High 0 VS Sharyland Pioneer 0
    October 20
  • La Joya High 0 VS McAllen Memorial 0
    October 20
  • Monte Alto 0 VS Hebbronville 0
    October 20
  • Mercedes 0 VS Edcouch-Elsa 0
    October 20
  • Laredo Martin 0 VS Roma 0
    October 20
  • Mission High 0 VS McAllen Rowe 0
    October 19
  • Harlingen South 0 VS San Benito 0
    October 19
  • Santa Gertrudis Academy 0 VS Santa Rosa 0
    October 19
  • Valley View 0 VS Laredo Cigarroa 0
    October 19
  • Rio Hondo 0 VS Wes Oso 0
    October 19
  • Lyford 0 VS Bishop 0
    October 19
  • PSJA High 0 VS Edinburg High 0
    October 19
  • Donna High 0 VS Brownsville Porter 0
    October 19

Mind-Blowing New Inventions: Bacon Alarm Clock, Female Climax at the Touch of a Button and an App That Ends Bad Dates

Oscar Mayer is releasing a BACON-SCENTED ALARM CLOCK for your iPhone.  You put a little attachment on the bottom of your phone, and when it’s time to wake up, it releases the SMELL OF BACON.  For now, the only way to get it is to enter a contest on their website.  (Mashable)

2.  A surgeon in North Carolina has cracked the ULTIMATE MYSTERY.  He’s created a device that can be implanted in a woman . . . and it gives them a full-on CLIMAX at just the touch of a button.  It’s about to enter clinical trials in Minneapolis, so unfortunately it’ll be a few years until it’s available.  (Beatbeat)

Apparently, it’s a tiny device that implants their brain with an image of George Clooney holding a gallon of Haagen-Dazs and begging you to schedule another brunch with your mother.

What a waste of time . . . everyone knows women don’t have orgasms.

3.  If you’ve ever asked a friend to call you during a date in case you need an excuse to get out of there . . . a new app called Tickle is automating the process.  The app uses the iPhone’s accelerometer to sense your awkwardness on a date.

It monitors things like fidgeting or shaking your leg.  And if it senses enough, it generates a FAKE PHONE CALL you can answer and use to escape.  The app is coming soon . . . you can sign up for a waiting list now.  (Tickle)

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