Football Scores
Week 7
  • PSJA Southwest 10 VS PSJA North 17
    Final
  • Rio Grande City 14 VS Laredo Nixon 31
    Final
  • Edinburg North 28 VS Edinburg Economedes 14
    Final
  • Progreso 0 VS Raymondville 43
    Final
  • McAllen High 7 VS La Joya Juarez-Lincoln 17
    Final
  • Weslaco East 20 VS Harlingen High 17
    Final
  • Santa Maria 27 VS Three Rivers 53
    Final
  • Brownsville St. Joseph 56 VS Marine Military Academy 16
    Final
  • Brownsville Pace 34 VS Donna North 27
    Final
  • Grulla 16 VS Zapata 14
    Final
  • Brownsville Rivera 0 VS Weslaco High 72
    Final
  • Sharyland High 56 VS Sharyland Pioneer 49
    Final
  • La Joya High 7 VS McAllen Memorial 24
    Final
  • Monte Alto 0 VS Hebbronville 59
    Final
  • Mercedes 34 VS Edcouch-Elsa 14
    Final
  • Laredo Martin 51 VS Roma 17
    Final
  • Mission High 21 VS McAllen Rowe 27
    Final
  • Harlingen South 16 VS San Benito 48
    Final
  • Santa Gertrudis Academy 12 VS Santa Rosa 13
    Final
  • Valley View 12 VS Laredo Cigarroa 17
    Final
  • Rio Hondo 30 VS Wes Oso 15
    Final
  • Lyford 21 VS Bishop 9
    Final
  • PSJA High 45 VS Edinburg High 28
    Final
  • Donna High 52 VS Brownsville Porter 14
    Final

OH NO! Guy Breaks Into a House To Watch Two Porno DVDs He Brought With Him

Any guy knows that when it comes to watching PORN, you need privacy.  Thankfully, smartphones and the internet solved all that.  But what if your filth-watching habits are OLD school, and you have no resources?  No problem . . .

Around two in the morning on Sunday, a couple in Butte, Montana woke up when they heard some noise coming from their garage.

So the husband went to investigate . . . and found 34-year-old Darwin Bailey sitting in their garage, wearing overalls, no shoes, smoking cigarettes, and watching PORN on a TV set up in there.

And the best part is, it turns out he’d brought the porn WITH HIM . . . they didn’t just have porn sitting around.  Darwin is a vagrant, and actually brought two porno DVDs along specifically so he could fire up their DVD player.

The husband immediately chased Darwin out of the garage and ran after him down the street, but he got away.  Luckily, police were able to track his bare footprints in the snow.  And they found him hiding in the laundry room of a nearby Super 8 motel.

Now Darwin is in jail, charged with felony burglary.  And he also had an outstanding probation violation for dealing drugs.

 

(The Montana Standard / KXLF)

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