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OH NO! Guy Breaks Into a House To Watch Two Porno DVDs He Brought With Him

Any guy knows that when it comes to watching PORN, you need privacy.  Thankfully, smartphones and the internet solved all that.  But what if your filth-watching habits are OLD school, and you have no resources?  No problem . . .

Around two in the morning on Sunday, a couple in Butte, Montana woke up when they heard some noise coming from their garage.

So the husband went to investigate . . . and found 34-year-old Darwin Bailey sitting in their garage, wearing overalls, no shoes, smoking cigarettes, and watching PORN on a TV set up in there.

And the best part is, it turns out he’d brought the porn WITH HIM . . . they didn’t just have porn sitting around.  Darwin is a vagrant, and actually brought two porno DVDs along specifically so he could fire up their DVD player.

The husband immediately chased Darwin out of the garage and ran after him down the street, but he got away.  Luckily, police were able to track his bare footprints in the snow.  And they found him hiding in the laundry room of a nearby Super 8 motel.

Now Darwin is in jail, charged with felony burglary.  And he also had an outstanding probation violation for dealing drugs.

 

(The Montana Standard / KXLF)

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