Football Scores
Week 6
  • Laredo Cigarroa 3 VS Sharyland High 42
    Final
  • Edinburg High 28 VS PSJA Memorial 13
    Final
  • Weslaco East 14 VS Los Fresnos 17
    Final
  • McAllen Memorial 55 VS McAllen High 21
    Final
  • Progreso 7 VS Orange Grove 55
    Final
  • Monte Alto 0 VS Corpus Christi London 47
    Final
  • Kingsville King 44 VS Hidalgo 0
    Final
  • Ben Bolt 27 VS La Villa 40
    Final
  • PSJA Southwest 0 VS Edinburg Vela 53
    Final
  • Brownsville Porter 21 VS Donna North 38
    Final
  • Roma 14 VS Valley View 24
    Final
  • Laredo Nixon 17 VS Mission Vet. Memorial 48
    Final
  • McAllen Rowe 55 VS La Joya Palmview 22
    Final
  • Sharyland Pioneer 28 VS Rio Grande City 20
    Final
  • Raymondville 38 VS West Oso 10
    Final
  • Brownsville Hanna 21 VS Harlingen South 17
    Final
  • San Benito 49 VS Brownsville Rivera 21
    Final
  • Zapata 35 VS La Feria 7
    Final
  • Port Isabel 27 VS Rio Hondo 48
    Final
  • Falfurrias 17 VS Lyford 20
    Final
  • Harlingen High 24 VS Weslaco High 7
    Final
  • Edinburg Economedes 22 VS PSJA High 41
    Final
  • Edcouch-Elsa 19 VS Bro. Vet. Memorial 21
    Final
  • La Joya Juarez-Lincoln 45 VS Mission High 28
    Final
  • PSJA North 20 VS Edinburg North 14
    Final
  • Brownsville Lopez 21 VS Donna High 7
    Final

Oh No: Two Guys Tried to Swallow a Bunch of Meth in the Back of a Cop Car and Split It Up By Kissing

meth swapLast month, two guys in Oklahoma named Timothy Povlick and Derek Boff got pulled over about 45 miles north of Tulsa.  And Timothy had outstanding warrants, so the cops put him in the back of their squad car.  Then Derek got arrested too, and they put him in the same car.

What the cops didn’t know was Timothy was hiding three eight balls of METH in his mouth.  And while they were alone in the car, he and Derek started talking about it.  And Timothy said he was going to SWALLOW it all.

But Derek decided it was a bad idea, because that much meth probably would have KILLED HIM.  So he came up with the brilliant plan to split it up, and each swallow half.  The problem was, they were both handcuffed.

So to transfer some of the meth to Derek, they decided to LOCK LIPS, noting that they were, quote, “going to have to be GAY for a second.”  What they didn’t know was the cop car had a security camera that records audio.

And when police watched the footage, they saw what happened and rushed Timothy to the hospital . . . because even what he swallowed would have killed him.  It’s not clear if Derek swallowed his half or not.  But both men are now facing drug charges.

(Fox23 / NY Daily News)

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