Football Scores
Week 11
  • Laredo United South 6 VS McAllen Memorial 44
    Final
  • Sharyland Pioneer 31 VS Mercedes 68
    Final
  • Brownsville Hanna 32 VS Edinburg Vela 34
    Final
  • Brownsville Lopez 17 VS Mission Veterans Memorial 25
    Final
  • Grulla 16 VS Pleasanton 32
    Final
  • Weslaco East 49 VS PSJA High 13
    Final
  • Santa Rosa 0 VS Goliad 49
    Final
  • La Joya High 7 VS San Antonio Southwest 14
    Final
  • Sharyland High 59 VS Brownsville Pace 43
    Final
  • Rockport-Fulton 19 VS La Feria 14
    Final

A “Sports Science” Parody About Olympic Archers Shooting Arrows at Fans

“The Onion” did a parody of those “Sports Science” segments they do on ESPN . . . about Olympic archers, and how they somehow manage to resist firing arrows into the crowd while they’re competing.