Football Scores
Week 7
  • PSJA Southwest 10 VS PSJA North 17
    Final
  • Rio Grande City 14 VS Laredo Nixon 31
    Final
  • Edinburg North 28 VS Edinburg Economedes 14
    Final
  • Progreso 0 VS Raymondville 43
    Final
  • McAllen High 7 VS La Joya Juarez-Lincoln 17
    Final
  • Weslaco East 20 VS Harlingen High 17
    Final
  • Santa Maria 27 VS Three Rivers 53
    Final
  • Brownsville St. Joseph 56 VS Marine Military Academy 16
    Final
  • Brownsville Pace 34 VS Donna North 27
    Final
  • Grulla 16 VS Zapata 14
    Final
  • Brownsville Rivera 0 VS Weslaco High 72
    Final
  • Sharyland High 56 VS Sharyland Pioneer 49
    Final
  • La Joya High 7 VS McAllen Memorial 24
    Final
  • Monte Alto 0 VS Hebbronville 59
    Final
  • Mercedes 34 VS Edcouch-Elsa 14
    Final
  • Laredo Martin 51 VS Roma 17
    Final
  • Mission High 21 VS McAllen Rowe 27
    Final
  • Harlingen South 16 VS San Benito 48
    Final
  • Santa Gertrudis Academy 12 VS Santa Rosa 13
    Final
  • Valley View 12 VS Laredo Cigarroa 17
    Final
  • Rio Hondo 30 VS Wes Oso 15
    Final
  • Lyford 21 VS Bishop 9
    Final
  • PSJA High 45 VS Edinburg High 28
    Final
  • Donna High 52 VS Brownsville Porter 14
    Final

The Best Job in the World Just Opened Up . . . “Brothel Tester”

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This could be your dream job, bro . . . if you’re the kind of single dude who thinks of ‘dream job’ as “guy who oils up Hawaiian Tropics models,” or “photographer for ‘Juggs’.”

A company in Germany is looking to hire a new BROTHEL TESTER. Prostitution is legal and regulated in Germany, so it’s all legit. You’ll get paid to visit the company’s brothels in Germany, China, and Spain, and have sex with their 120 prostitutes.

Your job is quality control, so you report back on value, safe sex practices, and cleanliness. We assume that means cleanliness of the brothels, not the ladies, but you never know.

The company is looking for someone with a college degree . . . preferably in business . . . and someone who’s fluent in German, and possibly multilingual. Oh, and, quote, “practical experience with many years of brothel visits necessary.”

Applications are due by the 31st. There’s no starting salary listed, but who cares, right?

(Daily Mirror

 

 

(You can check the job listing at a website called Kaufmich.com.)

 

BTW, I just heard that Bill Clinton just picked up the book, “Learn German in 48 Hours”, so if you’re gonna apply you should hurry. lol

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