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Week 11
  • Laredo United South 6 VS McAllen Memorial 44
    Final
  • Sharyland Pioneer 31 VS Mercedes 68
    Final
  • Brownsville Hanna 32 VS Edinburg Vela 34
    Final
  • Brownsville Lopez 17 VS Mission Veterans Memorial 25
    Final
  • Grulla 16 VS Pleasanton 32
    Final
  • Weslaco East 49 VS PSJA High 13
    Final
  • Santa Rosa 0 VS Goliad 49
    Final
  • La Joya High 7 VS San Antonio Southwest 14
    Final
  • Sharyland High 59 VS Brownsville Pace 43
    Final
  • Rockport-Fulton 19 VS La Feria 14
    Final

Two Guys Get Busted Going Through the McDonald’s Drive-Thru on a Couch

Generations of lazy slackers around the world have pondered the ultimate question: How do I go through the McDonald’s drive-thru without having to get up from this couch? And these guys just found the answer.

A cop in Miramichi, New Brunswick, Canada was outside of a McDonald’s at 3:19 A.M. on Thursday when two guys rolled through the drive-thru on a COUCH.

It was on wheels, and another guy was driving an ATV and towing it.

When the cop turned on his lights, the guy on the ATV sped off . . . but he left his two drunk buddies and the couch behind.

He wound up getting away, but the two guys on the couch were arrested. It’s not clear what the charges are, but it’s looking like public intoxication and maybe a moving violation.

(UPI