Generations of lazy slackers around the world have pondered the ultimate question: How do I go through the McDonald’s drive-thru without having to get up from this couch? And these guys just found the answer.
A cop in Miramichi, New Brunswick, Canada was outside of a McDonald’s at 3:19 A.M. on Thursday when two guys rolled through the drive-thru on a COUCH.
It was on wheels, and another guy was driving an ATV and towing it.
When the cop turned on his lights, the guy on the ATV sped off . . . but he left his two drunk buddies and the couch behind.
He wound up getting away, but the two guys on the couch were arrested. It’s not clear what the charges are, but it’s looking like public intoxication and maybe a moving violation.
— Paddy Quinn (@pqmiramichi) February 10, 2017