Football Scores
Week 11
  • Rockport-Fulton 19 VS La Feria 14
  • Sharyland Pioneer 31 VS Mercedes 68
  • Brownsville Hanna 32 VS Edinburg Vela 34
  • Brownsville Lopez 17 VS Mission Veterans Memorial 25
  • Grulla 16 VS Pleasanton 32
  • Weslaco East 49 VS PSJA High 13
  • Santa Rosa 0 VS Goliad 49
  • La Joya High 7 VS San Antonio Southwest 14
  • Sharyland High 59 VS Brownsville Pace 43
  • Laredo United South 6 VS McAllen Memorial 44
  • McAllen Rowe 17 VS Laredo Alexander 42
  • Los Fresnos 34 VS Edinburg High 14
  • Edinburg North 7 VS San Benito 50

Five Ways Bartenders Rip You Off (So be nice to them and tip well)


Here are five ways your bartender can rip you off . . .

  1.  Pouring top-shelf booze when you didn’t ask for it.
    Most bartenders use cheap stuff unless you ask for something better.
    But you might need to specify at a nicer place.
  2.  Not mentioning the automatic gratuity, so you tip twice.
    Some bars automatically add a tip once your tab hits a certain point.
    And they don’t usually give you an itemized receipt like waiters do, so they can get away with it.
  3.  Using too much ice. You’d say something about it if your drink tasted weak, so they skimp on the MIXER too.
    That way your drink tastes strong at FIRST, and you give them a good tip.
    Then the ice starts to melt, and it’s not that strong.
  4.  Charging you more for your second drink if you didn’t tip for your first.
    If you notice, they have an excuse ready to go, like they ran out of the cheap tequila they used for your first drink, so they had to use Patrón.
  5.  Pouring cheap booze into expensive bottles.
    Then they use that bottle for drinks where you can’t tell anyway.
    Like if you order a Red Bull and vodka, you won’t be able to tell if they really used Grey Goose.