Football Scores
Week 7
  • PSJA Southwest 10 VS PSJA North 17
    Final
  • Rio Grande City 14 VS Laredo Nixon 31
    Final
  • Edinburg North 28 VS Edinburg Economedes 14
    Final
  • Progreso 0 VS Raymondville 43
    Final
  • McAllen High 7 VS La Joya Juarez-Lincoln 17
    Final
  • Weslaco East 20 VS Harlingen High 17
    Final
  • Santa Maria 27 VS Three Rivers 53
    Final
  • Brownsville St. Joseph 56 VS Marine Military Academy 16
    Final
  • Brownsville Pace 34 VS Donna North 27
    Final
  • Grulla 16 VS Zapata 14
    Final
  • Brownsville Rivera 0 VS Weslaco High 72
    Final
  • Sharyland High 56 VS Sharyland Pioneer 49
    Final
  • La Joya High 7 VS McAllen Memorial 24
    Final
  • Monte Alto 0 VS Hebbronville 59
    Final
  • Mercedes 34 VS Edcouch-Elsa 14
    Final
  • Laredo Martin 51 VS Roma 17
    Final
  • Mission High 21 VS McAllen Rowe 27
    Final
  • Harlingen South 16 VS San Benito 48
    Final
  • Santa Gertrudis Academy 12 VS Santa Rosa 13
    Final
  • Valley View 12 VS Laredo Cigarroa 17
    Final
  • Rio Hondo 30 VS Wes Oso 15
    Final
  • Lyford 21 VS Bishop 9
    Final
  • PSJA High 45 VS Edinburg High 28
    Final
  • Donna High 52 VS Brownsville Porter 14
    Final

Woman Calls 911 to Report Her 72-Year-Old Husband Wants Her to Get-It-On With His Sisters

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On Thursday, a 58-year-old woman from Chesnee, South Carolina called 911 to report her 72-year-old husband.

He wasn’t exactly encouraging her to commit a crime . . . but he was definitely encouraging her to do something not kosher.

According to the woman, she and her husband had been having sex problems.  Instead of going to counseling, he proposed another solution.  He suggested that his WIFE get-it-on with his SISTERS.

So his wife called 911, but hung up quickly.

A deputy went out to the house where the woman explained the situation . . . told him she’s, quote, “not like that” . . . and said she wanted to ban her sisters-in-law from the house to make sure they don’t put the moves on her.

The deputy said he couldn’t really do anything, but did explain trespassing laws to her for future reference.

 

 

(The Smoking Gun)

 

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