Football Scores
Week 11
  • Laredo United South 6 VS McAllen Memorial 44
    Final
  • Sharyland Pioneer 31 VS Mercedes 68
    Final
  • Brownsville Hanna 32 VS Edinburg Vela 34
    Final
  • Brownsville Lopez 17 VS Mission Veterans Memorial 25
    Final
  • Grulla 16 VS Pleasanton 32
    Final
  • Weslaco East 49 VS PSJA High 13
    Final
  • Santa Rosa 0 VS Goliad 49
    Final
  • La Joya High 7 VS San Antonio Southwest 14
    Final
  • Sharyland High 59 VS Brownsville Pace 43
    Final
  • Rockport-Fulton 19 VS La Feria 14
    Final

A Woman on Meth Sets Her Apartment on Fire, Falls Through a Ceiling, and Steals a Cop Car

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Apparently when this woman does meth, it turns her into Jason Bourne.

The fire department in Alexandria, Minnesota got a call to an apartment on Sunday night, and when they got there, they saw a small fire in the living room, and the place was empty.

Or SO THEY THOUGHT.  It turns out 35-year-old Jennifer Hillard had set the fire, but then hid inside her ceiling tiles when they showed up.  And she managed to crawl through the ceiling into the laundry room next door.

Unfortunately for her, she CRASHED through to the floor and some cops caught her.  She was high on meth and had a pipe on her, so they arrested her, cuffed her, and put her in the back of a cop car.

But as they were finishing up at the apartment, she managed to get her hands out . . . squeeze through the divider into the front seat . . . and drive off in the cop car.

She wound up doing 120 miles-an-hour in a chase that FINALLY ended when some Minnesota state troopers got spike strips down.

Jennifer was charged with arson, theft, fleeing, driving while impaired, possession of a controlled substance, reckless driving, and speeding.