Football Scores
Week 2
  • Rio Hondo 52 VS Brownsville St. Joseph 48
    Final
  • Roma 7 VS Laredo Nixon 27
    Final
  • Port Isabel 31 VS Hidalgo 13
    Final
  • Riviera-Kaufer 47 VS Monte Alto 28
    Final
  • Santa Gertrudis Academy 47 VS La Villa 0
    Final
  • Santa Rosa 21 VS Progreso 18
    Final
  • McAllen High 6 VS Los Fresnos 45
    Final
  • Brownsville Lopez 61 VS PSJA Memorial 7
    Final
  • Donna North 3 VS La Joya Juarez-Lincoln 31
    Final
  • Laredo Cigarroa 12 VS Sharyland Pioneer 34
    Final
  • Valley View 0 VS Rio Grande City 63
    Final
  • SA Reagan 20 VS Harlingen High 22
    Final
  • La Joya High 0 VS Donna High 16
    Final
  • Edinburg Vela 34 VS Brownsville Veterans Memorial 20
    Final
  • San Benito 31 VS McAllen Memorial 7
    Final
  • Raymondville 35 VS Lyford 20
    Final
  • CC Veterans Memorial 55 VS La Feria 14
    Final
  • CC John Paul II 36 VS Santa Maria 14
    Final
  • CC London 49 VS Marine Military Academy 13
    Final
  • Weslaco High 20 VS Mercedes 21
    Final
  • Weslaco East 56 VS Edinburg Economedes 14
    Final
  • Brownsville Porter 14 VS McAllen Rowe 40
    Final
  • PSJA High 37 VS Brownsville Rivera 21
    Final
  • La Joya Palmview 9 VS Edinburg High 28
    Final
  • Grulla 38 VS PSJA Southwest 6
    Final
  • Edinburg North 24 VS Harlingen South 7
    Final

A Woman on Meth Sets Her Apartment on Fire, Falls Through a Ceiling, and Steals a Cop Car

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Apparently when this woman does meth, it turns her into Jason Bourne.

The fire department in Alexandria, Minnesota got a call to an apartment on Sunday night, and when they got there, they saw a small fire in the living room, and the place was empty.

Or SO THEY THOUGHT.  It turns out 35-year-old Jennifer Hillard had set the fire, but then hid inside her ceiling tiles when they showed up.  And she managed to crawl through the ceiling into the laundry room next door.

Unfortunately for her, she CRASHED through to the floor and some cops caught her.  She was high on meth and had a pipe on her, so they arrested her, cuffed her, and put her in the back of a cop car.

But as they were finishing up at the apartment, she managed to get her hands out . . . squeeze through the divider into the front seat . . . and drive off in the cop car.

She wound up doing 120 miles-an-hour in a chase that FINALLY ended when some Minnesota state troopers got spike strips down.

Jennifer was charged with arson, theft, fleeing, driving while impaired, possession of a controlled substance, reckless driving, and speeding.

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