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Week 2
  • Rio Hondo 52 VS Brownsville St. Joseph 48
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  • Roma 7 VS Laredo Nixon 27
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  • Port Isabel 31 VS Hidalgo 13
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  • Riviera-Kaufer 47 VS Monte Alto 28
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  • Santa Gertrudis Academy 47 VS La Villa 0
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  • Santa Rosa 21 VS Progreso 18
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  • McAllen High 6 VS Los Fresnos 45
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  • Brownsville Lopez 61 VS PSJA Memorial 7
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  • Donna North 3 VS La Joya Juarez-Lincoln 31
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  • Laredo Cigarroa 12 VS Sharyland Pioneer 34
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  • Valley View 0 VS Rio Grande City 63
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  • SA Reagan 20 VS Harlingen High 22
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  • La Joya High 0 VS Donna High 16
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  • Edinburg Vela 34 VS Brownsville Veterans Memorial 20
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  • San Benito 31 VS McAllen Memorial 7
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  • Raymondville 35 VS Lyford 20
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  • CC Veterans Memorial 55 VS La Feria 14
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  • CC John Paul II 36 VS Santa Maria 14
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  • CC London 49 VS Marine Military Academy 13
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  • Weslaco High 20 VS Mercedes 21
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  • Weslaco East 56 VS Edinburg Economedes 14
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  • Brownsville Porter 14 VS McAllen Rowe 40
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  • PSJA High 37 VS Brownsville Rivera 21
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  • La Joya Palmview 9 VS Edinburg High 28
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  • Grulla 38 VS PSJA Southwest 6
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  • Edinburg North 24 VS Harlingen South 7
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WTH? Guy Dug Up a Dead Body to Have Relations With It . . . But Got Caught When He Fell Asleep in the Coffin

Southeast Asia is supposedly FILLED with prostitutes.  Which obviously isn’t the most moral way for men to go when they’re feeling hopelessly randy . . . but it’s way better than what THIS guy tried to do.

On Thursday, a 47-year-old man named Chin Chean went to the funeral of a 17-year-old girl in southern Cambodia.

Then around 10:00 P.M. on Friday, he went BACK to the graveyard . . . dug up the body . . . and tried to have RELATIONS with it.

When he got to the casket, he opened it and tried to do his thing.  But the coffin was so narrow, he couldn’t make it work.  And apparently he was exhausted from all the digging . . . because he fell asleep ON TOP of the body.

Around 6:00 the next morning, several people noticed Chin’s foot sticking out of the grave and told the victim’s family, who called police.

Now Chin is awaiting trial, and it’s still not clear WHY he tried to have sex with the dead body . . . but drugs may have been involved.  According to locals, he’s taken drugs and run around town NAKED before.  (Cambodia Daily)

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