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WTH? Guy Dug Up a Dead Body to Have Relations With It . . . But Got Caught When He Fell Asleep in the Coffin

Southeast Asia is supposedly FILLED with prostitutes.  Which obviously isn’t the most moral way for men to go when they’re feeling hopelessly randy . . . but it’s way better than what THIS guy tried to do.

On Thursday, a 47-year-old man named Chin Chean went to the funeral of a 17-year-old girl in southern Cambodia.

Then around 10:00 P.M. on Friday, he went BACK to the graveyard . . . dug up the body . . . and tried to have RELATIONS with it.

When he got to the casket, he opened it and tried to do his thing.  But the coffin was so narrow, he couldn’t make it work.  And apparently he was exhausted from all the digging . . . because he fell asleep ON TOP of the body.

Around 6:00 the next morning, several people noticed Chin’s foot sticking out of the grave and told the victim’s family, who called police.

Now Chin is awaiting trial, and it’s still not clear WHY he tried to have sex with the dead body . . . but drugs may have been involved.  According to locals, he’s taken drugs and run around town NAKED before.  (Cambodia Daily)