This happened a few weeks ago but the story just came out.
On the 11th, 65-year-old William McDonald and 42-year-old Steven Schofield of Tahlequah, Oklahoma drunkenly crashed their minivan into a DITCH. Or maybe they didn’t . . . at least if you believe THEIR story.
When the cops got there and found the minivan in the ditch, William and Steven told them it wasn’t their fault . . . their DOG was driving.
For some reason, the cops didn’t buy that. Both of them were arrested for public intoxication . . . and their designated driver-slash-dog was taken to an animal shelter.
They will be able to get the dog back.