When you call 911 to report some huge guns, you really ought to keep it literal.
44-year-old Edward Garcia of Leesburg, Florida called 911 several times last week because he really wanted to talk to the female dispatcher . . . and brag to her about his BIG MUSCLES.
He also kept asking her if she was single.
The cops finally traced the calls to a cell phone at a campsite in a state park. They found Edward . . . and he threatened to attack them and spat on one of them.
He was arrested for battery on a law enforcement officer and misuse of the 911 system. There’s no word on if he’s really as jacked as he claimed to be.