I’m not sure if this guy was trying to hide the evidence of his crime, or he just likes the feeling of tight spandex digging into his groin. But either way . . . what a guy.
31-year-old Dustin Landers of Tavares, Florida broke into two houses on Thursday and stole some stuff. One of the things he stole at the first house was a woman’s black camouflage bathing suit.
And before he robbed the second house, he put the bathing suit ON. Because when a witness saw him running out of the second house, they reported to the cops it was a dude in a women’s bathing suit.
The cops quickly found him at a gas station nearby. He had a pink duffel bag with him that had the other stuff he stole inside, including jewelry, an Xbox, an iPad, and a few other little things.
He’s been charged with two counts of burglary and two counts of grand theft.