I never thought I’d say this, but here’s a woman who needs to stop obsessing over dudes’ CROTCHES so much . . .
A 23-year-old named Beatrize Carrion-Moore got too drunk at a bar in West Palm Beach, Florida last Friday, and the bartender called the cops.
When they got there, Beatrize still refused to leave, so they put her in handcuffs. But she slipped out of them . . . and then kicked one of the cops in the JUNK several times while he was trying to put her in the back of a squad car.
Once they got her in, she decided to try a different approach . . . and offered the same cop ORAL FAVORS if he’d let her go.
It turns out she was offering her services to guys at the bar too, which is why the bartender called police in the first place. And she was also kicked out of the same bar a week earlier for doing it.
She’s charged with trespassing, resisting arrest with violence, and battery on a law enforcement officer. It’s not clear if she’ll face charges for prostitution or not.