We don’t have a ton of details on this story, but the ones we do have are pretty good . . .
Two idiots were planning to rough a guy up last Saturday at his house in Kaufman, Texas, near Dallas. We don’t know what for, and their names haven’t been released. So we’ll just call them Idiot #1 and Idiot #2.
But when they got there, the guy they wanted to attack grabbed a PIPE, and started beating Idiot #1 with it.
Then Idiot #2 panicked, and tried to flee the scene in his truck. But he lost control . . . and accidentally ran over his ACCOMPLICE . . . the same guy who’d just been beaten with the pipe.
Idiot #1 ended up in the hospital with cuts to his head, and a large gash on his butt from being run over. And apparently Idiot #2 just drove off and left him there, because police are still looking for him.
At this point, it’s still not clear if they’re facing charges, but police think alcohol may have been a factor.