Why I don’t have a girlfriend

Be Me

  • wear corpse paint
  • spend hours painstakingly attacking spikes to battle jacket
  • carefully handcrafts patches
  • style hair in counter-cultural way
  • pay blacksmith for ~authentic~ Warhammer
  • acquire band shirts at great expense
  • takes good care of band shirts
  • re-stains bullet belt to make it look more battered

And then…   ugh, women wearing makeup goddamn divas.

This is why I don’t have a girlfriend

 

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