On Thursday, a 58-year-old woman from Chesnee, South Carolina called 911 to report her 72-year-old husband.
He wasn’t exactly encouraging her to commit a crime . . . but he was definitely encouraging her to do something not kosher.
According to the woman, she and her husband had been having sex problems. Instead of going to counseling, he proposed another solution. He suggested that his WIFE get-it-on with his SISTERS.
So his wife called 911, but hung up quickly.
A deputy went out to the house where the woman explained the situation . . . told him she’s, quote, “not like that” . . . and said she wanted to ban her sisters-in-law from the house to make sure they don’t put the moves on her.
The deputy said he couldn’t really do anything, but did explain trespassing laws to her for future reference.